Pleased are the rich, the wealthy and the healthy, for theirs is the making and breaking of kingdoms.
Pleased are those who laugh at anything, for they shall never mourn for anyone.
Pleased are the strong, for they shall be able to hurt others.
Pleased are those who are satisfied with how things are going because we’re only human, you know, you can’t expect any better.
Pleased are the squeaky wheels, for they shall be well-oiled and slimy.
Pleased are the pure-skinned, for their flawless pores will win them an acne commercial deal.
Pleased are the scaremongers, for they shall be elected presidents and prime ministers of nations.
Pleased are those who blame others for their problems, for they shall never have any problems.
Pleased are you when men praise you and emulate you and butter you up. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is stashed in the safe; for so men treated your predecessors, before they stabbed them in the back.